I was a little offended when the little service twirp told me "you should wash the bird feces off your car" in a real smug manner.
The past week I had given birth, sold our house and my husband had left for work to Africa for 6 weeks. I had left my newborn at home for a few hours to get this damn old change done. Bird shit on my car was kind of low on my priority list!
I wouldn't go back to that location.